Sunday, August 9, 2009

NOSEBLEED ALERT

Beware the stereotypical asian schoolboy perverted nosebleed!!!!


A Normal Japanese schoolboy is walking down the hall and meets a line of beautiful women in quick succession. As is normal with Japanese schoolboys meeting beautiful women, he has nosebleeds. But because of the interval between the girls, he ends up losing a lot of blood. Hilarity ensues.

1st girl he meets, his one nostril drips blood.
He sticks a tissue in it.
2nd girl he meets, he has to hold back a lot of blood
He keeps a hand on it.
3rd girl he meets, a fountain bursts from his nostrils, pushing his head back.
He's starting to seem a little haggard, and he may pass out at any time due to blood loss.
4th girl he meets, He flies a ways back, then passes out.
Paramedics rush to the scene, and give him 2 bags of blood on an IV drip, then leave him. He holds onti the IV stand.
5th girl he meets, one IV blood bag is empty and vacuum sucked dry and the other is half full and falling fast, as his nose gushes... yet again.
He's leaning and dying on the IV stand, thinking "no more, please.... no more...."
6th girl he meets is the most beautiful girl one could imagine, and he dies on the floor in a pool of his on nosebleed next to his IV stand... his soul is leaving his body.


This should be a manga

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